Thank you, Newsweek, for giving me the giggles day in and day out:

http://www.newsweek.com/id/138456

It's about Obama and racial difficulties, you know, the usual campaign whatever. The fun part is here:

"Obama's race may well explain his difficulty in winning over white voters. In the NEWSWEEK Poll, participants were asked to answer questions on a variety of race-related topics including racial preferences, interracial marriage, attitudes toward social welfare and general attitudes toward African-Americans. Respondents were grouped according to their answers on a 'Racial Resentment Index.'"

That's right, Newsweek has found a way to quantify how racist you are. I can't make this shit up.